A Degenerate Only Your Mother Will Love

The gang got together last week just before X-MAS for an annual Shit Show. Unfortunately it was mainly a blur for most of the participants this time around, thus leaving very little of the night to be remembered the next day. From what I was able to gather the picture below is a pretty accurate description. So you could say it was all shit and no show. I would like to add that waking up to a dog licking my hand and wet pants was a first for me.

This isn't a photo, it is an actual shot of my eye's view of the night. Those squiggly lines in the corner are a sign of an inevitable blackout approaching...
 

Shortly after the blackout begins my zombie twin comes out and proceeds to wander, sleep, and piss wherever he pleases. Quite scary. 

Has anyone seen "Crab stain" and "Dick Mud" lately?

Of course the Horse decided to stay in Plattsburgh this time around... It is a shame he always seems to get things done.

Do we still film stuff? I guess so...

tin foil bomb from Nathan A. Woodruff on Vimeo.

Pissing in the Snow

There is not much to talk about at the moment... The weather sucks and the end of 2009 is well within sight. Here's my favorite Big Cock!  Enjoy.

I think the only good thing about shitty winter weather is watching Drunk Matt rolling around in it.

Kyle has paid his dues.

Crack Torch.

Q. & A. Inspector

Six beers, a smashed fence and desk, and sunglasses.

2002?

Old Shit from Nathan A. Woodruff on Vimeo.

-Cheers!

To Weird To Live, To Rare To Die.

There are some truly unique birds walking among us. Below  is a few images of some special characters I have came across in the past couple months.

This is Super Bad Brad, he's a street performer armed with a ghetto blaster and golden pipes (see for yourself). He has appeared at the Apollo theater, and was at last summers Brawling at the Belmar! 

The Horse has been coming out and getting himself/herself into all types of weird situations as of late. Here the Horse is "Dumping" them out at the Hell House.

While on the topic of Hell House... Hitler Showed Up and Lubed Up on Halloween.

Not sure here... I'm thinking the one on the left just got done making a cross country run in his/ her 18-wheeler...

This dude was more than happy to get his face bloodied by a girl in a sling.

Classic!

Walking Drunk with Two Broken Legs.

It has been exactly three months since I last updated this fucking thing... I am not really sure why it has taken me so long to post some action, so here are some photos and captions to fill the void in all of your hearts. Enjoy.

Here is the first of many shots from "HELL House". On any given night one can find themselves amidst the smell of cigarettes, stale beer, and sweat, listening to an eclectic mix of music from the ghetto blaster by DJ "whoever walks by", and witnessing girl fights, alcohol abuse, toppers, and god knows what else. Below is one poor sole who fell victim to the house.

Double J and Mike F. at last summers hill climb. Where is autoMOTIVE?

Here's a close-up shot of the tall bike's front end assembly. The tall bike was stolen last weekend by some seedy fuck who had the nerve to cut my lock, luckily the chain broke and thanks to a call from a friend the bike was back in my hands the following day. 

Is there any BMX on this blog anymore?

Not really sure what transpired just before this photo was taken but that is what HELL House is like, random shit going down.

Gimme More

For those of you who can't wait for Cruefest next year, here is a little sumthin' to munch on.




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Hey, isn't there a BMX video with the same name?

Creeper's Night Out

This guy rides BMX and drinks PBRs and still finds the time to slaughter people. Impressive indeed.

Why is that every time Micheal Meyers shows up, Nate is nowhere to be found? Hmm.

Lock your doors!!

Social Distortion in Pittsburg

Nikki has plenty of trunk space as you can plainly see.

Social D playing over bad hats and haircuts.

Concert photo number whatever of Matt and Johnny.

It never gets old.

Aside from KISS and Motley Crue, Social D is probably my favorite band and for good reason. No one can write, play, sing, and kill it like these guys. Great times. Can't wait 'till next year.

Is anyone keeping track of how many concerts Miller and I gone to? Man.

Crue Fest 2

Miller and I have been to more Motley shows than you can shake a stick at. Always a good time. The Crue played the entire Dr. Feelgood album from beginning to end. Pretty sick. Maybe next year it'll be the Too Fast For Love album. Whatever they play, one thing is for sure. Me and Miller will be there.

Don't Bring Sand To The Beach

One week down, a shit ton more to go...

Highlights!?

Not sure who's these belonged to but boobs are boobs.

Got to ride 5 days this week... Filmed zero clips and took one photo, non-riding of course.

This might be the best photo I take while at school this year. Watch THIS and you probably still won't understand the photo.

Finally, The Brawlin' At the Belmar is this weekend. Get the info HERE. So Up To Blow Up!

Where Your Life Lives

Summer is over and I'm back at school. It feels like one life is being temporarily put on hold while another is resuming.  This is the last sunrise/sunset photo for a while.

Good combination? I think I will be saving what's left of the Old Crow for next summer.

So my last night in Hornell looked like this... Fights in the Snow!

... While my first night back in the "Burgh" I was greeted by this guy, this form of dancing, obscene cars, and the Photo below taken right next to my house. 

Cops are adored everywhere. Really!

It has been a long time since I've made anything fun to share, i.e. videos and whatnot. So today I threw together a desktop background. Nothing major but maybe better stuff will later follow.

You can go HERE to save it, hate it, or make it better. it is only for 1280x800 screens (widescreen). I will try to have more stuff next week. 

  Salad Days

The Whole Summer In One Weekend

The annual hill climb at Poag's Hole is a one day event that somehow turned into a entire weekend adventure. Instead of trying to write about what happened(if you missed out you missed out), I'm just posting photos with captions in no particular order. Enjoy!

The designated operator dialed in a prime seat for the show.

Mr. Motive is still making cool shirts one sleeve at a time.

Fine tuning big Blue before breaking camp.

Truck rides and sunsets!

The Group while at the hill climb. Of course our truck/site was two vehicles down(totally bringing a pop-up next year), so we kinda just took over this one, chairs and all. Jim's arms are so massive they are growing heads.

2008 Chevy Cobalt modified. Motor is still under warranty, it's just no longer in the front.

This 46' Indian with sidecar was my personal favorite of the day. 

Hulk Hogan took time off from reality TV and got back to... Well, reality. Little hulksters everywhere were ecstatic. 

The 5 pm mass exodus

Here's Frenchie from Quipster. You can hear them HERE!

Big Thanks to Skinny Timmy for making saturday night Awesome! Good food, good music, a big fire, old friends, and horse shoes.

Josh taking a break from shouting punk songs to refresh the vocal cords. Plus it was his Birthday... 

Either Jim was showing what he thought of his late night trip from strong island was like or he was about to rock-em sock-em himself. You decide.

Pretty fucking rad paint by numbers tattoo.

Open road

Some of my buddies have known me for over ten years and have never seen me in a body of water... Gearing up!

In action making my way through the high waves and strong current.

Mark III, sans motor cover, Double J approved.

And finally... Hey kids, it's ball(s) in a cup!